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What does a woman's pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by a few inches and you're in deep shit.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.