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Why did the functional programmer get thrown out of school? Because he refused to take classes.

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested. In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

Why do front end developers eat lunch alone? Because they don't know how to join tables.