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What does the mermaid wear to math class? Algae-bra.

What do you call a witch at the beach? A Sandwich.

My wife left me because I'm too insecure and paranoid. Oh wait, never mind. She was just getting the mail.

I have these weird muscle spasms in my gluteus maximus. I figured out from my doctor that everything was alright: He said "Weird flex, butt okay."