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Why should you never talk to pi? Because it will go on forever.

I have these weird muscle spasms in my gluteus maximus. I figured out from my doctor that everything was alright: He said "Weird flex, butt okay."

I walked into a bar once. It really hurt my head.

What's the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig? One's a heated yam, the other's a yeeted ham.